‘South Park’ Obliterates Trump in Wild Season 27 Opener: “Teeny Tiny” Trump’s Manhood and Satanic Bedmates Included

Just hours after signing a massive $1.5 billion deal with Paramount+, South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker kicked off Season 27 with a chaotic and outrageous premiere. The episode took direct aim at Donald Trump, depicting him naked, with a noticeably tiny p****, lying in bed with Satan.

The new episode wastes no time going after hot-button topics like Trump’s use of lawsuits to silence critics, religious influence in schools, government censorship, and the way corporations give in to pressure.

Paramount and Skydance Media might not have expected South Park to go this hard right after inking such a huge deal, but Stone and Parker clearly aren’t holding back.

At one point in the episode, a character stares at Trump in bed and says, “I can’t even see anything, it’s so small.” That’s just one of many scenes where the show leans into the absurdity.

Things get even weirder at the end. The episode closes with a fake PSA, possibly mocking reports that Paramount might be offering PSA time to the Trump administration. In the scene, a fully n*de, AI-generated version of Trump wanders the desert, once again showing off his “teeny tiny” p****.

Despite the chaos onscreen, Parker and Stone were all business offscreen. Before the episode dropped, they released a joint statement thanking Chris McCarthy, co-CEO of Paramount, and Keyes Hill-Edgar, the company’s COO.

“We are grateful for this opportunity and deeply honored by the trust placed in us. This is about more than a contract — it’s about our commitment to this organization, our teammates, and our fans,” said Parker. “We’re focused on building something special and doing whatever it takes to bring championships to this city.”

Whether that championship includes more Trump roasts or not, South Park is clearly back and doing what it does best, blowing things up in its own unfiltered way.

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