5 Things About ‘Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones’ That Made Zero Sense and 5 Things That Made Perfect Sense

Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones (2002) is a film that sparks endless debates among fans. As the second chapter of the prequel trilogy, it dives deeper into the galaxy’s political turmoil and Anakin Skywalker’s journey, delivering thrilling action and pivotal moments that shape the saga.

At the same time, it’s a movie that leaves me scratching my head over some choices while cheering for others that hit the mark perfectly. Let’s break down five things that made no sense and five that worked brilliantly, alternating between the two.

Made Zero Sense: Anakin’s Sand Rant

Anakin’s awkward rant about hating sand while wooing Padmé on Naboo feels painfully out of place. The dialogue is clunky, and it’s hard to believe a future Sith Lord would sound so whiny over something so trivial.

It’s meant to show his emotional vulnerability, but it comes off as cringe-worthy and undermines his character’s gravitas. Why George Lucas chose this as a romantic moment is anyone’s guess—it just doesn’t land.

Made Perfect Sense: Obi-Wan’s Detective Work

Obi-Wan Kenobi’s investigation into the assassination attempt on Padmé is a highlight. His journey from Coruscant to Kamino, tracking clues about a mysterious clone army, feels like a gritty space noir.

Ewan McGregor shines as a worldly Jedi, piecing together a galactic conspiracy. This subplot grounds the film in a compelling mystery, showing Obi-Wan’s resourcefulness and setting up the Clone Wars perfectly.

Made Zero Sense: C-3PO’s Creation

Anakin building C-3PO as a kid on Tatooine raises more questions than answers. Why would a slave boy construct a protocol droid, and how does it end up with no connection to Darth Vader later?

The idea that the saga’s iconic droid is tied to Anakin feels forced, creating continuity issues with the original trilogy. It’s a plot point that seems more about fan service than logic.

Made Perfect Sense: The Battle of Geonosis

The massive clash on Geonosis is a visual feast that kicks off the Clone Wars with a bang. Jedi, clones, and droids collide in a chaotic, thrilling spectacle that feels epic and urgent.

It’s the first time we see the Jedi as a united force in battle, and the introduction of the clone army sets the stage for the Republic’s downfall. This sequence delivers the Star Wars action I love.

Made Zero Sense: Yoda’s Sudden Acrobatics

Yoda spends most of the film hobbling with a cane, only to transform into a flipping, lightsaber-wielding gymnast during his duel with Count Dooku. The shift is jarring and feels unearned.

While it’s exciting to see Yoda fight, the contrast with his frail demeanor makes little sense. A more restrained display of his power would have fit his wise, ancient persona better.

Made Perfect Sense: Palpatine’s Manipulation

Chancellor Palpatine’s scheming as Darth Sidious is chilling and masterfully done. He orchestrates the Clone Wars, playing both the Republic and Separatists like pawns.

Ian McDiarmid’s subtle menace makes every scene with Palpatine gripping. His ability to manipulate everyone, from the Jedi to Padmé, sets up the tragedy of Revenge of the Sith (2005) flawlessly.

Made Zero Sense: Jango Fett as the Clone Template

Choosing Jango Fett as the template for the clone army is puzzling. He’s a skilled bounty hunter, but nothing suggests he’s exceptional enough to be the basis for a galactic army.

The decision lacks a clear explanation, especially when a Jedi or another elite figure might have made more sense. It feels like a convenient way to tie Jango to the plot.

Made Perfect Sense: Anakin and Padmé’s Forbidden Romance

The romance between Anakin and Padmé, despite some awkward dialogue, lays the emotional foundation for the prequels. Their forbidden love as a Jedi and a senator adds tension and stakes.

Hayden Christensen and Natalie Portman sell the chemistry enough to make their bond believable. It’s a tragic setup that carries weight through the trilogy, showing Anakin’s first steps toward obsession.

Made Zero Sense: The Jedi’s Blindness to the Clone Army

The Jedi Council’s failure to question the sudden appearance of a massive clone army is baffling. They accept it without digging into who ordered it or why, despite its suspicious timing.

This oversight makes the Jedi seem incompetent, which clashes with their role as wise guardians. A little skepticism could have unraveled Palpatine’s plan early on.

Made Perfect Sense: Count Dooku’s Introduction

Christopher Lee’s Count Dooku brings a commanding presence as a new villain. A former Jedi turned Sith, he’s a complex figure whose motives hint at deeper galactic unrest.

His elegance and menace make him a standout, and his role as a Separatist leader ties the political drama together. Dooku’s debut adds depth to the growing conflict.

What’s your take on Attack of the Clones—any moments that confused you or felt spot-on? Drop your thoughts in the comments!