Chris Hansen Slams Robert Pattinson’s ‘Primetime’ Portrayal as Cold, Dark, and Unlikable

Few real-life figures get to watch a Hollywood star play them on the big screen, and even fewer seem to enjoy the experience. For Chris Hansen, finally sitting down to watch Robert Pattinson in ‘Primetime’ turned into a verdict that was every bit as blunt as his famous stings.

A24’s ‘Primetime’ marks the feature debut of documentary filmmaker Lance Oppenheim, working from a script by Ajon Singh based on Luke Dittrich’s 2007 Esquire article. The film follows Hansen in 2006 as ‘To Catch a Predator’ moved from ‘Dateline NBC’ to its own primetime slot, and the studio frames it as inspired by true events rather than a straight biopic.

Hansen had been critical of the project long before it hit theaters on September 25, even walking out of A24’s offices without seeing an early screening over a legal agreement. Now, after catching the movie in a Times Square theater, he has shared his full reaction.

Speaking on a special episode of his podcast ‘Have a Seat’, with Fox News host Jesse Watters conducting the interview, Hansen said Pattinson’s take on him captured none of his humor. “This version of Chris Hansen, played by Robert Pattinson, was so detached, so unhinged, so dark, so unlikable,” Hansen said on ‘Have a Seat with Chris Hansen’.

He added that the film made Pattinson “look like a character in a horror film,” pointing to the green hue on his face throughout. When Watters asked him to grade the performance, Hansen landed on a D, joking that he was the only person whose opinion counted in the room.

Hansen didn’t reserve his criticism for Pattinson alone. He called the movie over the top and estimated that 98% of what he watched was pure fiction, pushing back hard on how it depicted both his career and personal life.

New trailer for ‘PRIMETIME’, starring Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen.

The film follows Chris Hansen as he runs ‘How To Catch A Predator’ where he confronts adult men who think they are meeting minors to have sex.

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He also described the production as overly dramatized and detached from reality, referencing the director’s own description of the film as a fever dream. In a particularly pointed moment, Hansen characterized it as something of a hit piece on him and the series, arguing that it was an insult to the people who work to expose predators.

Still, he didn’t completely dismiss the film. Hansen conceded that the videography, including its use of greens, reds, and blues, was interesting, and he encouraged A24 and Pattinson fans to make up their own minds by going to see it.

The review arrives just after Hansen made waves online by recreating Pattinson’s viral kitchen meme. He posted a near-identical photo of himself in a striped track jacket and camo pants, teasing that 2 could play at the game Pattinson started.

Hansen has consistently acknowledged Pattinson as a talented actor, even while insisting the film fictionalizes events. Pattinson, for his part, has expressed hope that Hansen would come to view the portrayal as a compliment.

The ongoing back-and-forth has turned into a publicity boost for the A24 release, which opened against a crowded weekend slate. Fans online have been eagerly following each new jab.

Pattinson’s performance has already fueled meme culture thanks to his uncanny line delivery in the trailer. Now, with the real Hansen weighing in so candidly, audiences have even more reason to judge the portrayal for themselves.

Whether moviegoers side with Hansen or with Pattinson’s stylized interpretation, ‘Primetime’ has clearly struck a nerve. For now, the man at the center of it all seems perfectly happy to keep the conversation going.

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