Khloé Kardashian Jokes About “Cobwebs Down There” After 4 Years In Celibacy

Khloé Kardashian is making it clear she’s enjoying life on her own. In the newest episode of The Kardashians, released on Dec. 11, the 41-year-old reality star said she has been single and not se**** active for four years. She didn’t hesitate to joke about it either.

When a producer asked if it had really been that long since she’d been with someone, Khloé thought back to her breakup with Tristan Thompson and confirmed the timeline. “Yes, four years this December,” she said. She added with a laugh that there are basically “cobwebs” down there after so much time without s**.

The moment came after she joked about being mic’d up, saying the equipment was placed awkwardly. “You know that the cord is literally up my p****, like the antenna is like up my v*****,” she said, before adding, “I’ve never had anything down there in so many years…”

Later, the producer asked if she missed dating or romantic attention after so long. Khloé shut that down immediately. “F**** no,” she answered. She explained that she has no plans to date right now and doesn’t want anyone trying to pursue her. “Stay the f**** away from me,” she said.

Khloé also said she doesn’t really miss the feeling of being in love. She admitted that sometimes she thinks about it, but then remembers the stress that came with relationships. “Like, no. You’re all f***** nuts and all you guys do is add problems and drama and stress and tears,” she said. “Boys. Like ugh — too much. Nope.”

She added that right now she enjoys the peace of not worrying about calls or texts. She wants to focus on her kids and her life without any romantic pressure.

Khloé seems genuinely happier keeping her life simple and drama-free, and it’s refreshing to hear someone be so honest about not wanting to date. Everyone moves at their own pace, and if she’s content, that’s what matters.

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