71 Best Netflix’s Red Notice Quotes & Dialogues Every Fan Needs to Know

71 Best Netflix's Red Notice Quotes & Dialogues Every Fan Needs to Know

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The most expensive Netflix movie is out and we have you covered with all the best quotes and dialogues from Red Notice. No matter if you are a fan of Gal Gadot, Dwayne Johnson, or Ryan Reynolds, these best Red Notice quotes will keep you entertained.

Red Notice brings us Johnson in the role of John Hartley, a top FBI profiler, who for years has been on the heels of the infamous art thief known only by the nickname The Bishop (Gadot). Bishop has always somehow managed to avoid capture but still managed to find herself together with the fellow fraudster and art thief Nolan Booth (Reynolds) on Interpol’s “red notice” list, which means they have become one of the most wanted criminals in the world. But when Hartley is forced to collaborate with one of his main targets, we got absolute chaos and hilarious comedy in Red Notice.

Best Red Notice quotes and dialogues

Even though Red Notice is an action movie, the best thing about it are its dialogues between characters and memorable quotes. The big three are definitely the biggest Hollywood stars currently, and with every word they say a million fans all over the world follow. That makes these Red Notice quotes even more amazing. Let’s check them out below.

You’e the slow, bald guy that’s been chasing me.

Somewhere there’s a very nude cow whispering, worth it.

Nice place you got here.

For the record, none of this feels good.

Forget the egg, how about we just steal this stuff?

Sometimes the old ways are the best.

Nolan Booth. The second most wanted art thief in the world.

Best Netflix's Red Notice Quotes & Dialogues

I’m late for a date with a very large pyramid.

Homegirl is a hard 10 and you look like a muscular toddler.

You saved me. You love me.

I am on their side. They shot at me first.

Did you just choose me over the egg?

The important thing is you lost and I won.

I’ve got two eggs and you got one and you think you won?

I don’t even care about the money anymore.

Told you how this was gonna end.

We’ve got nothing but respect for ya. Better luck next time.

Resting failure face. Priceless.

No hard feelings, pal. It’s what we do.

A gift fit for a queen. My Cleopatra.

Best Netflix's Red Notice Quotes

I’m Ed Sheeran b*tch.

I heard tapeworms could be quite slimming.

You two work well together.

I’m talking about my twist ending.

I lied to you. I lied to her. I lied to Baby Jesus.

What could possibly go wrong?

I’ve been thinking about this a lot and I can’t tell you.

It’s a miracle we’re both not strippers.

It’s not that I don’t care about you, it’s that I don’t care about anyone.

It’s the only chance I have to get my life back. Please.

We’re out in the middle of nowhere because of faith?

I wouldn’t have missed this for the world.

One more, I get a Shawshank jacket.

I got that on Etsy.

You only do it for the thrill and not the money.

The Bishop.

I’m being set up.

Except if they find out you’re a cop. Then they are gonna wanna kill ya.

How does it feel to be sold out by the most wanted art thief in the world?

You’re like a well-dressed wall.

He’s a pretty good damn thief for his first time.

We’re work wives.

I’m a good guy, but sometimes I do bad things.

I love this plan.

Down here beneath the bulls, no one will hear your screams.

This is farm to table, right?

I’d be on my way there right now if you weren’t such a super cop.

All’s quiet on the western front.

You look like a little b*tch right now. I say that as a friend.

All that working out, you still get your a** spanked by a toothless man with tubulosis.

You might benefit from a little career change.

You deleted my life.

You can have excuses or results. Not both.

Lift with your neck.

Teamwork. It feels weird in my mouth?

Relax, baldilocks.

Why are you wearing the hairnet? You’re bald.

I hate to break it to you, but you’re not a complex case.

It doesn’t matter what you do, it only matters what they think you’ve done.

Step three: Rock Jenga.

I was going to carry you with me in my heart with eternal flames you stupid complainer.

This is why we can’t have nice things.

And I also know your browser history.

Always watching, always listening. Kind of like Alexa but with guns.

I’m not saying I would do that, I’m saying I could do that.

You are not soarkly enough.

We both know that this whole thing is gonna end with you in handcuffs.

Not bad for a convict.

You needed to get his phone, not waste time playing footsie with The Bishop.

You sneaky little minx.

The skilled hunter needs but one bullet.

Let’s get you hosed down.

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