20 Hilarious Chuck Norris Jokes That’ll Crack You Up Instantly

With the news of Chuck Norris’s death at 86, fans are remembering not just the man, but the legend. His unstoppable persona and the endless jokes, memes, and outrageous feats have made him a pop culture icon. Here’s a look at some of the funniest Chuck Norris jokes that continue to bring laughter.

Classic Chuck Norris Feats

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity… twice.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris never retreats; He just attacks in the opposite direction.

Impossible Skills

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris can start a fire with an ice cube.

Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.

Nature & the Universe

The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris undies.

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

Humor & Absurdity

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris’s belly button is actually a power outlet.

Chuck Norris’s cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for a month.

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