200 Best Horror Movie Quotes and Dialogues of All Time

200 Best Horror Movie Quotes and Dialogues of All Time

Even though horror movies are best known for scary jump scenes, gory and bloody settings, big-scary monsters, vampires, devils and other nightmarish creatures, what also makes our skin crawl are memorable quotes. Some of the best horror movie quotes and dialogues are those that attack our minds and stay with us for a long time after watching movies.

In this article, we are focusing on the best horror movie quotes that are remembered for all times. Some are scary on their own, most of them give us chills when we read them, and some of them are even funny. So let’s check them out below.

Best Horror Movie Quotes

From The Shining to the Exorcist and Halloween, we are bringing you horror movie quotes you won’t forget for a long time. Be ready to fill your mind with terror!

“Swallow This.”

– Evil Dead II (1987)

“All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.”

– The Shining (1980)

“We all go a little mad sometimes.”

– Psycho (1960)

“Congratulations. You are still alive. Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not you. Not anymore.”

– Saw (2004)

“Trust is a tough thing to come by these days.”

– The Thing (1982)
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“I Never Drink…Wine.”

– Dracula (1931)

“I See Dead People.”

– The Sixth Sense (1999)

“He Came Home.”

– Halloween (1978)

“They’re Here.”

– Poltergeist (1982)

“A Census Taker Once Tried To Test Me. I Ate His Liver With Some Fava Beans And A Nice Chianti.”

– The Silence Of The Lambs (1991)

“One, Two, Freddy’s Coming For You…”

– A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984)

“Be afraid. Be very afraid.”

– The Fly (1986)

“Do You Like Scary Movies?”

– Scream (1996)

“Thrill me.”

– Night of the Creeps (1986)

“By The Way, I Would Have Voted For Obama For A Third Term, If I Could.”

– Get Out (2017)

“If you had learned just a little from me, you would not beg to live. I am rumor. It is a blessed condition, believe me. To be whispered about at street corners. To live in other people’s dreams, but not to have to be.”

Candyman (1992)

“Do You Want To Play A Game?”

– Saw (2004)
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“It’s Alive! It’s Alive!”

– Frankenstein (1931)

To a new world of gods and monsters!

– Bride of Frankenstein (1935)

“We All Go A Little Mad Sometimes.”

– Psycho (1960)

“Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?”

The Witch (2015)

“I’m into survival.”

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

“We All Go A Little Mad Sometimes.”

– Psycho (1960)

“It was the start of the year in our old Celtic lands, and we’d be waiting in our houses of wattles and clay. The barriers would be down, you see, between the real and the unreal, and the dead might be looking in to sit by our fires of turf.”

Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)

“Groovy.”

Evil Dead II (1987)

“You’re gonna need a bigger boat.”

Jaws (1975)

“Wouldn’t it be dramatic, supposing the people inside were dead, all stretched out with the lights quietly burning about them?”

The Old Dark House (1932)

“It’s Halloween; I guess everyone’s entitled to one good scare.”

Halloween (1978)

“If you wish to see strange things, I have the power to show them to you.”

The Magician (1926)

“I believe death should be repulsive, so we don’t grow too fond of it.”

Feardotcom (2002)

“Nobody trusts anybody now…and we’re all very tired.”

The Thing (1982)

“Oh, no tears, please. It’s a waste of good suffering.”

Hellraiser (1987)

“To die—to be really dead—that must be glorious!”

Dracula (1931)

“I’m scared to close my eyes; I’m scared to open them!”

The Blair Witch Project (1999)

“Solving the following riddle will reveal the awful secret behind the universe, assuming you do not go utterly mad in the attempt.”

John Dies at the End (2012)

“Never look back. The past is a wilderness of horrors.”

The Wolfman (2010)

“There’ll be food and drink and ghosts…and perhaps even a few murders. You’re all invited.”

House on Haunted Hill (1959)

“Where we’re going, we won’t need eyes to see.”

Event Horizon (1997)

“You’re Gonna Need A Bigger Boat.”

– Jaws (1975)

“Send…more…paramedics.”

The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

“Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them; I don’t give a f*ck how crazy they are!”

From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

“Then bring a knife to school. If they take it off you and beat you up, you go around their houses at night and burn them down with their families inside. What’s the worst they can do?”

The Guest (2014)

“We’re born, we age, we die. The reverse never happens. None of this is true! Say goodbye to classical reality, because our logic collapses on the subatomic level…into ghosts and shadows.”

Prince of Darkness (1987)

“What an excellent day for an exorcism.”

The Exorcist (1973)

“I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”

Aliens (1986)

“Well, Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming?”

The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

“Movies don’t create psychos; movies make psychos more creative.”

Scream (1996)

“Come and play with us, Danny. Forever… and ever… and ever.”

– The Shining (1980)

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti”

– The Silence of the Lambs (1991) 

“When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.”

Dawn of the Dead (1978)

“A boy’s best friend is his mother.”

– Psycho (1960) 

“Darling. Light, of my life. I’m not gonna hurt ya. You didn’t let me finish my sentence. I said, I’m not gonna hurt ya. I’m just gonna bash your brains in.”

– The Shining (1980) 

“Heeere’s Johnny!”

– The Shining (1980) 

“My kind of horror is not horror anymore. No one’s afraid of a painted monster.”

Targets (1968)

“I have to return some videotapes.”

– American Psycho (2000) 

“Smile, you son of a b**ch!”

– Jaws (1975) 

“It’s ok. But FYI, I beat wholesale a** for a lot less than that.”

– Zombieland (2009) 

“It’s four in the ****ing morning!”

– Shaun of the Dead (2004) 

“Trust is a tough thing to come by these days.”

– The Thing (1982) 

“Congratulations. You are still alive. Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not you. Not anymore.”

– Saw (2004)

“I wanna play a game.”

– Saw (2004) 

“We came, we saw, we kicked its a**!”

– Ghostbusters (1984) 

“What an excellent day for an exorcism.”

– The Exorcist (1973) 

“You’re going to die up there.”

– The Exorcist (1973) 

“All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.”

– The Shining (1980) 

“Sid, don’t blame the movies. The movies don’t create psychos, movies make psychos more creative.”

– Scream (1996) 
- Scream (1996) 

“Drink from me. And live forever.”

– Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles (1994) 

“They look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits ’em. I don’t give a **** how crazy they are!”

– From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) 

“Hey Pam! Remember when I said this car was d3@th proof? Well, that wasn’t a lie. This car is 100% d3@th proof. Only to get the benefit of it honey, you really gotta be sitting in my seat.”

– Death Proof (2007) 

“It’s not the house that’s haunted… it’s your son.”

– Insidious (2010)

“Look at me, Damien! It’s all for you!”

– The Omen (1976)

“You miss him…like a boyfriend. You miss your zombie boyfriend?”

– Warm Bodies (2013) 

“You better wake up. The world you live in is just a sugar coated topping. There is another world beneath it. The real world. And if you want to survive it, you better learn to pull the trigger.”

– Blade (1998) 

“It’s Halloween, everyone’s entitled to one good scare.”

– Halloween (1978)

“We all go a little mad sometimes.”

– Psycho (1960) 

“No more dead bodies for Daddy tonight.”

– Planet Terror (2007) 

“Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep.”

– A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) 

“Don’t sh**t yourself. Don’t sh**t each other. And especially… don’t sh**t me.”

– Planet Terror (2007) 

“We’ve all become God’s Madmen. All of us.”

– Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992) 

“When I was a kid, I could see things. Things humans aren’t supposed to see. Things you shouldn’t have to see. My parents were normal. They did what most people would do. They made it worse. You think you’re crazy long enough, you find a way out.”

– Constantine (2005) 

“I think people should always try to take the bad things that happen to them in their lives, and turn them into something good. Don’t you?”

– Orphan (2009) 

“Ahh, listen to them! (laughs) The children of the night. What sweet music they make!”

– Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992) 

“I’m your boyfriend now, Nancy!”

– A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) 

This is no dream! This is really happening!”

– Rosemary’s Baby (1968)

“That cold ain’t the weather, that’s d3@th approaching.”

– 30 Days of Night (2007)

“They’re all gonna laugh at you.”

– Carrie (1976) 

“Oh? You got a letter? I got ran over, Helen gets her hair chopped off and Julie gets a body in her trunk and you get a letter? That’s balanced.”

– I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) 

“Goddamn foreign TV. I told ya we should’ve got a Zenith.”

– Gremlins (1984) 

“Well hellooo Mister Fancypants. I’ve got news for you pal, you ain’t leading but two things right now: Jack and sh*t… And Jack just left town.”

– Army of Darkness (1992) 

“We have all heard the stories. Look into his eyes! They are true! This place is cursed! They are no more human than the devils that invade our lands.”

– Underworld : The Rise of the Lycans (2009)

Good Ash, bad Ash. I’m the guy with the Gun.”

– Army of Darkness (1992) 

“You know nothing. H*ll is only a word. The reality is much, much worse.”

– Event Horizon (1997)
- Event Horizon (1997) 

“I’m your number one fan.”

– Misery (1990)

“Let the girl go, or I’m gona blow your sheriff’s brains all over these ****ing hillbillies.”

– Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013) 

“People say you should always do the right thing, but sometimes there is no right thing. And then, you just have to pick the sin you can live with.”

– Horns (2013) 

“Groovy!”

– Evil Dead II (1987) 

“Good, bad, I’m the one with the gun. Come git some!”

– Army of Darkness (1992)

“Now you know what we are, now you know what you are. You’ll never grow old, Michael, and you’ll never die. But you must feed!”

The Lost Boys (1987) 

“One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach, all the damn vampires.”

– The Lost Boys (1987)

That’s my mother you’re pissing on.”

– Dead Alive (1992) 

“If devils you call us, rest assured, better the devil you know.”

– Underworld : The Rise of the Lycans (2009) 

“I should warn you, princess – the first time tends to get a little messy.”

– Freddy vs. Jason (2003) 
- Freddy vs. Jason (2003) 

“When there’s no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth.”

– Dawn of the Dead (1978) 

“One-stop shopping: everything you need, right at your fingertips.”

– Dawn of the Dead (1978) 

“We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound fine?”

– Evil Dead II (1987) 

“We have such sights to show you…”

– Hellraiser (1987) 

“I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick a**…and I’m all out of bubblegum.”

– They Live (1988) 

“It is said, there is no sin in k***ing a beast, only in k***ing a man. But where does one begin and the other end?”

– The Wolfman (2009)

Hey – check this out! I found the a** end!

– Tremors (1990) 

“You’ll never get credit for my research. Who’s going to believe a talking head? Get a job in a sideshow.”

– Re-Animator (1985) 

“Sometimes dead is better.”

– Pet Sematary (1989) 

“Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant ****in’ Mark Twain sh*t. ‘Cause it’s definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone.”

– The Devil’s Rejects (2005) 

“You know that part in scary movies when somebody does something really stupid and everyone hates them for it? This is it.”

– Jeepers Creepers (2001) 

“I will not be threatened by a walking meat loaf!”

– An American Werewolf in London (1981)

“Welcome to prime time, b**ch.”

– A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987) 

“Hi, I’m Chucky. Wanna play?”

– Child’s Play (1988) 

“If I weren’t about to sh*t in my pants right now, I’d be ****in’ fascinated.”

– Slither (2006)

“If I wanted to listen to an a**hole, I’d fart.”

– Hellraiser (1987) 

“They will say that I have shed innocent bl**d. What’s bl**d for, if not for shedding?”

– Candyman (1992) 

“I know you’re there Tina. Because I can smell your brains.”

– The Return of the Living Dead (1985) 

“A man only drinks like that when he’s planning to kiss a girl or k*ll a man. Which is it?”

– Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012) 

“Paradise lost? Found it!”

– Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006) 

Hallo. Vould you like a roll in ze hay?”

– Young Frankenstein (1974)

“I am Dracula. I bid you welcome.”

– Dracula (1931)

“I’m coming apart! Oh, mother of God, I’m coming apart!”

– The Amityville Horror (1979) 

“Every town has an Elm Street.”

– Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)

“I’ve seen enough horror movies to know that any weirdo wearing a mask is never friendly.”

– Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI (1986) 

“Something came out of the fog and tried to destroy us. In one moment, it vanished. But if this has been anything but a nightmare, and if we don’t wake up to find ourselves safe in our beds, it could come again. To the ships at sea who can hear my voice: look across the water, into the darkness. Look for the fog.”

– The Fog (1980)

“The dead are not quiet in Hill House.”

– The Haunting (1963) 

“I’d say I’m a pretty darn good father. My father tried to eat me, I don’t remember trying to eat Timmy.”

– Fido (2006) 

“I’m the guy that’s gonna save your a**.”

– Feast (2005)

“Do you have to open graves to find girls to fall in love with?”

– The Mummy (1932)

“You play a good game, boy… but the game is finished. Now you die.”

– Phantasm (1979) 
- Phantasm (1979) 

“Why aren’t you eating me?”

– Fido (2006) 

“I think we’ll start with a reign of terror.”

– The Invisible Man (1933)

“You want me to salute that walking pile of puss?”

– Day of the Dead (1985) 

“We have to convince the little housewife out there that the tomato that ate the family pet is not dangerous!”

– Attack of the killer Tomatoes! (1978)

“Sleep well, Mr. Harker.”

– Horror of Dracula (1958) 

“Love means never having to say you’re ugly.”

– The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971)

The phone is dead. Do you hear that, Vitus? Even the phone is dead.”

– The Black Cat (1934)

“If only it was the picture that was to grow old, and I remain young. There’s nothing in the world I wouldn’t give for that. Yes, I would give even my soul for it.”

– The Picture of Dorian Gray (1945)

Meat’s meat, and man’s gotta eat.”

– Motel hell (1980)

“Help me! Help meeeee!”

– The Fly (1958)

“They’re coming to get you, Barbara!”

– The Nail Gun Massacre (1985) 

“I am, what psychiatrists call, alpha male.”

– Botched (2007) 

“Hell is just a word. The reality is much worse.”

– Event Horizon (1997)

“I don’t even ****ing speak Chinese!!”

– Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer (2007)

“Why fight it, Andy? We’re going to be very close. In fact, we’re gonna be ****ing inseparable.”

– Child’s Play 2 (1990) 

“Libera te tutemet ex inferis”

– Event Horizon (1997)

“We medicals have a better way than that. When we dislike a friend of ours, we dissect him.”

– The Body Snatcher (1945) 

200 Best Horror Movie Quotes and Dialogues of All Time

200 Best Horror Movie Quotes and Dialogues of All Time

Even though horror movies are best known for scary jump scenes, gory and bloody settings, big-scary monsters, vampires, devils and other nightmarish creatures, what also makes our skin crawl are memorable quotes. Some of the best horror movie quotes and dialogues are those that attack our minds and stay with us for a long time after watching movies.

In this article, we are focusing on the best horror movie quotes that are remembered for all times. Some are scary on their own, most of them give us chills when we read them, and some of them are even funny. So let’s check them out below.

Best Horror Movie Quotes

From The Shining to the Exorcist and Halloween, we are bringing you horror movie quotes you won’t forget for a long time. Be ready to fill your mind with terror!

“Swallow This.”

– Evil Dead II (1987)

“All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.”

– The Shining (1980)

“We all go a little mad sometimes.”

– Psycho (1960)

“Congratulations. You are still alive. Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not you. Not anymore.”

– Saw (2004)

“Trust is a tough thing to come by these days.”

– The Thing (1982)
The Thing (1982) quotes

“I Never Drink…Wine.”

– Dracula (1931)

“I See Dead People.”

– The Sixth Sense (1999)

“He Came Home.”

– Halloween (1978)

“They’re Here.”

– Poltergeist (1982)

“A Census Taker Once Tried To Test Me. I Ate His Liver With Some Fava Beans And A Nice Chianti.”

– The Silence Of The Lambs (1991)

“One, Two, Freddy’s Coming For You…”

– A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984)

“Be afraid. Be very afraid.”

– The Fly (1986)

“Do You Like Scary Movies?”

– Scream (1996)

“Thrill me.”

– Night of the Creeps (1986)

“By The Way, I Would Have Voted For Obama For A Third Term, If I Could.”

– Get Out (2017)

“If you had learned just a little from me, you would not beg to live. I am rumor. It is a blessed condition, believe me. To be whispered about at street corners. To live in other people’s dreams, but not to have to be.”

Candyman (1992)

“Do You Want To Play A Game?”

– Saw (2004)
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“It’s Alive! It’s Alive!”

– Frankenstein (1931)

To a new world of gods and monsters!

– Bride of Frankenstein (1935)

“We All Go A Little Mad Sometimes.”

– Psycho (1960)

“Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?”

The Witch (2015)

“I’m into survival.”

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

“We All Go A Little Mad Sometimes.”

– Psycho (1960)

“It was the start of the year in our old Celtic lands, and we’d be waiting in our houses of wattles and clay. The barriers would be down, you see, between the real and the unreal, and the dead might be looking in to sit by our fires of turf.”

Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)

“Groovy.”

Evil Dead II (1987)

“You’re gonna need a bigger boat.”

Jaws (1975)

“Wouldn’t it be dramatic, supposing the people inside were dead, all stretched out with the lights quietly burning about them?”

The Old Dark House (1932)

“It’s Halloween; I guess everyone’s entitled to one good scare.”

Halloween (1978)

“If you wish to see strange things, I have the power to show them to you.”

The Magician (1926)

“I believe death should be repulsive, so we don’t grow too fond of it.”

Feardotcom (2002)

“Nobody trusts anybody now…and we’re all very tired.”

The Thing (1982)

“Oh, no tears, please. It’s a waste of good suffering.”

Hellraiser (1987)

“To die—to be really dead—that must be glorious!”

Dracula (1931)

“I’m scared to close my eyes; I’m scared to open them!”

The Blair Witch Project (1999)

“Solving the following riddle will reveal the awful secret behind the universe, assuming you do not go utterly mad in the attempt.”

John Dies at the End (2012)

“Never look back. The past is a wilderness of horrors.”

The Wolfman (2010)

“There’ll be food and drink and ghosts…and perhaps even a few murders. You’re all invited.”

House on Haunted Hill (1959)

“Where we’re going, we won’t need eyes to see.”

Event Horizon (1997)

“You’re Gonna Need A Bigger Boat.”

– Jaws (1975)

“Send…more…paramedics.”

The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

“Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them; I don’t give a f*ck how crazy they are!”

From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

“Then bring a knife to school. If they take it off you and beat you up, you go around their houses at night and burn them down with their families inside. What’s the worst they can do?”

The Guest (2014)

“We’re born, we age, we die. The reverse never happens. None of this is true! Say goodbye to classical reality, because our logic collapses on the subatomic level…into ghosts and shadows.”

Prince of Darkness (1987)

“What an excellent day for an exorcism.”

The Exorcist (1973)

“I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”

Aliens (1986)

“Well, Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming?”

The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

“Movies don’t create psychos; movies make psychos more creative.”

Scream (1996)

“Come and play with us, Danny. Forever… and ever… and ever.”

– The Shining (1980)

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti”

– The Silence of the Lambs (1991) 

“When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.”

Dawn of the Dead (1978)

“A boy’s best friend is his mother.”

– Psycho (1960) 

“Darling. Light, of my life. I’m not gonna hurt ya. You didn’t let me finish my sentence. I said, I’m not gonna hurt ya. I’m just gonna bash your brains in.”

– The Shining (1980) 

“Heeere’s Johnny!”

– The Shining (1980) 

“My kind of horror is not horror anymore. No one’s afraid of a painted monster.”

Targets (1968)

“I have to return some videotapes.”

– American Psycho (2000) 

“Smile, you son of a b**ch!”

– Jaws (1975) 

“It’s ok. But FYI, I beat wholesale a** for a lot less than that.”

– Zombieland (2009) 

“It’s four in the ****ing morning!”

– Shaun of the Dead (2004) 

“Trust is a tough thing to come by these days.”

– The Thing (1982) 

“Congratulations. You are still alive. Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not you. Not anymore.”

– Saw (2004)

“I wanna play a game.”

– Saw (2004) 

“We came, we saw, we kicked its a**!”

– Ghostbusters (1984) 

“What an excellent day for an exorcism.”

– The Exorcist (1973) 

“You’re going to die up there.”

– The Exorcist (1973) 

“All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.”

– The Shining (1980) 

“Sid, don’t blame the movies. The movies don’t create psychos, movies make psychos more creative.”

– Scream (1996) 
- Scream (1996) 

“Drink from me. And live forever.”

– Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles (1994) 

“They look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits ’em. I don’t give a **** how crazy they are!”

– From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) 

“Hey Pam! Remember when I said this car was d3@th proof? Well, that wasn’t a lie. This car is 100% d3@th proof. Only to get the benefit of it honey, you really gotta be sitting in my seat.”

– Death Proof (2007) 

“It’s not the house that’s haunted… it’s your son.”

– Insidious (2010)

“Look at me, Damien! It’s all for you!”

– The Omen (1976)

“You miss him…like a boyfriend. You miss your zombie boyfriend?”

– Warm Bodies (2013) 

“You better wake up. The world you live in is just a sugar coated topping. There is another world beneath it. The real world. And if you want to survive it, you better learn to pull the trigger.”

– Blade (1998) 

“It’s Halloween, everyone’s entitled to one good scare.”

– Halloween (1978)

“We all go a little mad sometimes.”

– Psycho (1960) 

“No more dead bodies for Daddy tonight.”

– Planet Terror (2007) 

“Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep.”

– A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) 

“Don’t sh**t yourself. Don’t sh**t each other. And especially… don’t sh**t me.”

– Planet Terror (2007) 

“We’ve all become God’s Madmen. All of us.”

– Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992) 

“When I was a kid, I could see things. Things humans aren’t supposed to see. Things you shouldn’t have to see. My parents were normal. They did what most people would do. They made it worse. You think you’re crazy long enough, you find a way out.”

– Constantine (2005) 

“I think people should always try to take the bad things that happen to them in their lives, and turn them into something good. Don’t you?”

– Orphan (2009) 

“Ahh, listen to them! (laughs) The children of the night. What sweet music they make!”

– Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992) 

“I’m your boyfriend now, Nancy!”

– A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) 

This is no dream! This is really happening!”

– Rosemary’s Baby (1968)

“That cold ain’t the weather, that’s d3@th approaching.”

– 30 Days of Night (2007)

“They’re all gonna laugh at you.”

– Carrie (1976) 

“Oh? You got a letter? I got ran over, Helen gets her hair chopped off and Julie gets a body in her trunk and you get a letter? That’s balanced.”

– I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) 

“Goddamn foreign TV. I told ya we should’ve got a Zenith.”

– Gremlins (1984) 

“Well hellooo Mister Fancypants. I’ve got news for you pal, you ain’t leading but two things right now: Jack and sh*t… And Jack just left town.”

– Army of Darkness (1992) 

“We have all heard the stories. Look into his eyes! They are true! This place is cursed! They are no more human than the devils that invade our lands.”

– Underworld : The Rise of the Lycans (2009)

Good Ash, bad Ash. I’m the guy with the Gun.”

– Army of Darkness (1992) 

“You know nothing. H*ll is only a word. The reality is much, much worse.”

– Event Horizon (1997)
- Event Horizon (1997) 

“I’m your number one fan.”

– Misery (1990)

“Let the girl go, or I’m gona blow your sheriff’s brains all over these ****ing hillbillies.”

– Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013) 

“People say you should always do the right thing, but sometimes there is no right thing. And then, you just have to pick the sin you can live with.”

– Horns (2013) 

“Groovy!”

– Evil Dead II (1987) 

“Good, bad, I’m the one with the gun. Come git some!”

– Army of Darkness (1992)

“Now you know what we are, now you know what you are. You’ll never grow old, Michael, and you’ll never die. But you must feed!”

The Lost Boys (1987) 

“One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach, all the damn vampires.”

– The Lost Boys (1987)

That’s my mother you’re pissing on.”

– Dead Alive (1992) 

“If devils you call us, rest assured, better the devil you know.”

– Underworld : The Rise of the Lycans (2009) 

“I should warn you, princess – the first time tends to get a little messy.”

– Freddy vs. Jason (2003) 
- Freddy vs. Jason (2003) 

“When there’s no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth.”

– Dawn of the Dead (1978) 

“One-stop shopping: everything you need, right at your fingertips.”

– Dawn of the Dead (1978) 

“We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound fine?”

– Evil Dead II (1987) 

“We have such sights to show you…”

– Hellraiser (1987) 

“I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick a**…and I’m all out of bubblegum.”

– They Live (1988) 

“It is said, there is no sin in k***ing a beast, only in k***ing a man. But where does one begin and the other end?”

– The Wolfman (2009)

Hey – check this out! I found the a** end!

– Tremors (1990) 

“You’ll never get credit for my research. Who’s going to believe a talking head? Get a job in a sideshow.”

– Re-Animator (1985) 

“Sometimes dead is better.”

– Pet Sematary (1989) 

“Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant ****in’ Mark Twain sh*t. ‘Cause it’s definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone.”

– The Devil’s Rejects (2005) 

“You know that part in scary movies when somebody does something really stupid and everyone hates them for it? This is it.”

– Jeepers Creepers (2001) 

“I will not be threatened by a walking meat loaf!”

– An American Werewolf in London (1981)

“Welcome to prime time, b**ch.”

– A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987) 

“Hi, I’m Chucky. Wanna play?”

– Child’s Play (1988) 

“If I weren’t about to sh*t in my pants right now, I’d be ****in’ fascinated.”

– Slither (2006)

“If I wanted to listen to an a**hole, I’d fart.”

– Hellraiser (1987) 

“They will say that I have shed innocent bl**d. What’s bl**d for, if not for shedding?”

– Candyman (1992) 

“I know you’re there Tina. Because I can smell your brains.”

– The Return of the Living Dead (1985) 

“A man only drinks like that when he’s planning to kiss a girl or k*ll a man. Which is it?”

– Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012) 

“Paradise lost? Found it!”

– Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006) 

Hallo. Vould you like a roll in ze hay?”

– Young Frankenstein (1974)

“I am Dracula. I bid you welcome.”

– Dracula (1931)

“I’m coming apart! Oh, mother of God, I’m coming apart!”

– The Amityville Horror (1979) 

“Every town has an Elm Street.”

– Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)

“I’ve seen enough horror movies to know that any weirdo wearing a mask is never friendly.”

– Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI (1986) 

“Something came out of the fog and tried to destroy us. In one moment, it vanished. But if this has been anything but a nightmare, and if we don’t wake up to find ourselves safe in our beds, it could come again. To the ships at sea who can hear my voice: look across the water, into the darkness. Look for the fog.”

– The Fog (1980)

“The dead are not quiet in Hill House.”

– The Haunting (1963) 

“I’d say I’m a pretty darn good father. My father tried to eat me, I don’t remember trying to eat Timmy.”

– Fido (2006) 

“I’m the guy that’s gonna save your a**.”

– Feast (2005)

“Do you have to open graves to find girls to fall in love with?”

– The Mummy (1932)

“You play a good game, boy… but the game is finished. Now you die.”

– Phantasm (1979) 
- Phantasm (1979) 

“Why aren’t you eating me?”

– Fido (2006) 

“I think we’ll start with a reign of terror.”

– The Invisible Man (1933)

“You want me to salute that walking pile of puss?”

– Day of the Dead (1985) 

“We have to convince the little housewife out there that the tomato that ate the family pet is not dangerous!”

– Attack of the killer Tomatoes! (1978)

“Sleep well, Mr. Harker.”

– Horror of Dracula (1958) 

“Love means never having to say you’re ugly.”

– The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971)

The phone is dead. Do you hear that, Vitus? Even the phone is dead.”

– The Black Cat (1934)

“If only it was the picture that was to grow old, and I remain young. There’s nothing in the world I wouldn’t give for that. Yes, I would give even my soul for it.”

– The Picture of Dorian Gray (1945)

Meat’s meat, and man’s gotta eat.”

– Motel hell (1980)

“Help me! Help meeeee!”

– The Fly (1958)

“They’re coming to get you, Barbara!”

– The Nail Gun Massacre (1985) 

“I am, what psychiatrists call, alpha male.”

– Botched (2007) 

“Hell is just a word. The reality is much worse.”

– Event Horizon (1997)

“I don’t even ****ing speak Chinese!!”

– Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer (2007)

“Why fight it, Andy? We’re going to be very close. In fact, we’re gonna be ****ing inseparable.”

– Child’s Play 2 (1990) 

“Libera te tutemet ex inferis”

– Event Horizon (1997)

“We medicals have a better way than that. When we dislike a friend of ours, we dissect him.”

– The Body Snatcher (1945) 
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